EEEK I am Scared

This may be my last post...lol, nah I trust my mates, it is my bucks party tonight you see and I am scared.
Yes they are taking me to a strip club, my innocent mind is reeling... I keep thinking of several quotes. See I have had butterflies in my stomach for weeks about the wedding I am so excited and today being the bucks part I must say "My stomach's full of vomiting butterflies." (Homer Simpson).
Of course the other song I can't seem to get out of my head is Bloodhound gangs "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" hilarious, and Fiona keeps joking with me saying if she farts I have got to give her a tip.
All I can say is I am scared, I am sure it will be fun but yeah you know. Ah well will post tomorrow with the events that will follow, gotta go now, don't even know where we are meeting but suppose I'll see.
Bluejacked: Nokia 6310i, Sony-Ericsson T610, Nokia 6310i, Nokia 6310i, Nokia 6310i, Unknown Device (Just a mac address probably a laptop), HP iPAQ 1950(?), Sony Ericcson Z600, Nokia 6310, Sony Ericsson p900, Nokia 6310i, Sony Ericsson t630, Nokia 6310i, Sony-Ericsson T610, Sony-Ericsson T610 (funny one the girl went over to a mobile phone stand and asked what is bluejacked heheh), unknown mac address.
Peace out all

Less than two weeks till I'll be married I couldn't be more excited, not much to post not really in the mood, just and update and my bluejacking.
Bluejacked: Nokia 6310i, Sony-Ericsson T610, Nokia 6310i, Nokia 6310i, Nokia 6310i, Unknown Device (Just a mac address probably a laptop), HP iPAQ 1950(?), Sony Ericcson Z600, Nokia 6310, Sony Ericsson p900, Nokia 6310i, Sony Ericsson t630, Nokia 6310i.

Must post, must post.

Been busy getting married in a month so that will happen I suppose... Everything is getting organised and we are getting on top of things. Gotta go see the celebrant again tomorrow and hand in our homework...
I just been getting into a new webcomic Queen of wands will definitely be making my link list some are going to be removed though as some have lost me... queen of wands is fabulously drawn, witty, and the story-line is so compelling and relateable, well not the bit about living with your wife's best friend who happens to be your ex... odd... Got some classic one liners in it as well. The only problem and it makes me sad is that I got up to date with it.
Been rather annoyed at Saturday scruples they look like they are never going to post ah well, and looks like my server at home will get an upgrade in speed, we'll see... as commindico has decided that it would like to abandon the broadband market and speed cap its plans :P
Well should go home now I was supposed to have already finished
Peace out all.

As if you can't tell the server is backup, yeah I am lazy and haven't posted in ages, but lots to do.

Welcome to Blogger Idol...de ner ner

Blogger Idol week 5 is here and as I am want to do I am going to relate to a recent real world incident.
Picture this
We finished packing and moving from the Shire, don't feel so Hobbity anymore...
Anyway just before filling the car with the junk from the garage, we decided to go to the post office to set some stuff up.
We meandered down Flora St and luckily Fiona woke me from my daze, and said aren't we going to the post office I snapped from daze and went to cross the road, I saw a red car coming on my right and a white van on my left, I decided as I have done hundreds of times to walk to the middle of the road like any psycho that has been crossing major roads for all their life and has been "bumped" by cars occasionally. It just makes you gamer cause you learn how to judge it better Darwin's theory at work.
Anyway so I crossed to the centre promptly stopped, Fiona waited on the kerb behind me, she isn't as foolhardy.
Anyway the guy in the van slows down leans out the window and says to me I better be careful cause his car would hurt, I said I am fine mate and thought nothing of it, of course Fiona saw someone having a go at her baby and stuck her finger up at him.
Well obviously this guy had had a bad day life, and felt that because he was so right he would make his point to us and everyone, nice and abusively of course.
So he gets out of his car and storms over everything he is wearing is screaming newbie tool, fake bluetooth headset, we exchange views for a minute me calmly saying I saw him, him yelling that he could have run me over. I noticed his phone, a nokia 6600 overprice ugly and cruddy, but it had Bluetooth, hence the fake bt headset being even funnier, so I pulled out my phone for a quick Blujacking revenge...heheh I am a funny man. But he sees me pull it out and thinks I am going to write down his number plate. By this stage cars are queued up behind his car beeping as he parked in the middle of the road.
He pulls out his phone and says "well if you wanna write down my number plate", he pulls out his massively ugly phone and goes to take my picture, I say "I don't give you permission to take my photo" he takes it anyway, Then takes Fiona's who by this stage is fuming, she steps up to him and says that what he has just done is illegal and he should be careful who he deals with, I agree, don't get on Fiona's bad side, not unless your crazy and stupid, who would want to make her mad :)
Anyway this little guy then storms off and we do our stuff in the post office and get a ham and cheese roll, then we hop in the car and I go I think he didn't go far we have a look, we drive like 100meters and there is the fan, well picture this F&#(er we ain't got no crappy half megapixel camera, we have some nice 5mp shots of your car outside either your house or mistresses house :P
Got damn revenge is sweet, I don't like the fact that some little whiney bitch who obviously has a fuse loose decides he wants to pick a fight with someone, who out numbers him in size, strength intellect and well personage.
Peace out all, except whiney little newbs.