MrHankey, yes as in the one from southpark.
Cause I joked before I managed to reinstall it that it was going to run like a peice of ... well you get the picture. In fact it runs faster than my work desktop and my home desktop, simply because it is running Linux with a stripped down windows manager called XFCE. I barely even use my desktop anymore becuase of the responsiveness and ease of use of MrHankey. Hell I am doing this page in NVU on MrHankey while on the train. I can only imagin the speed Xubuntu (XFCE on Ubuntu) would run on a top specced machine.
MrHankey's specs are on my computers page.
Below is a picture of my desktop on mr hanky, with secondary customised xfce menu with rdp to all the servers I administer.